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Your continued use of the Web site constitutes your agreement to all such terms, conditions and notices, and any changes to the Terms and Conditions made by xPOSE.
The term ‘xposeboudoir.com’ or ‘us’ or ‘we’ refers to the owner of the website, the keeper of the marbles, the big khahoona, head cheese. the Mac Daddy. The term ‘you’ refers to the user or viewer of our website.
Use the website at your own risk. All visitors must be at least 36″ tall to participate. This website is provided to you “as is,” without warranty of any kind either express or implied. This website contains less than 2% of the reccommended daily nutritional value and is part of a delicious breakfast. Neither xPOSE nor its employees, agents, MIB’s or third-party information providers, merchants, licensors or the like warrant that the Web site or its operation will be accurate, reliable, uninterrupted, virus free or error-free. No agent or representative has the authority to create any warranty regarding the Web site on behalf of xPOSE. xPOSE reserves the right to change or discontinue at any time any aspect or feature of the Web site.
Exclusion of Liability
The content of the pages of this website are for your general information and use only. It is subject to change without notice.
Neither we nor any third parties provide any warranty or guarantee as to the accuracy, actual calorie count, timeliness, performance, completeness or suitability of the information and materials found or offered on this website for any particular purpose. You acknowledge that such information and materials may contain inaccuracies, foul odors, errors, artificial colors and flavors, and we expressly exclude liability for any such inaccuracies or errors to the fullest extent permitted by law.
Your use of any information or materials on this website is entirely at your own risk, for which we shall not be liable. It shall be your own responsibility to ensure that any products, services or information available through this website and all the goodies you find inside it, meet your specific requirements.
This website contains material which is owned by or licensed to us. This material includes, but is not limited to, family recipes, the design, layout, smell, taste, look, appearance and graphics. Reproduction is prohibited other than in accordance with the copyright notice, which forms part of these terms and conditions.
All trade marks reproduced in this website which are not the property of, or licensed to, the operator are acknowledged on the website.
Unauthorized use of this website may give rise to a claim for damages and/or be a criminal offense.
From time to time this website may also include links to other websites. These links are provided for your convenience to provide further information. They do not signify that we endorse the website(s). We have no responsibility for the content of the linked website(s). We do however, believe Bigfoot is living somewhere near the U.S./Canadian boarder held up in a small lumber jack shed, surviving on fish and whale meat.
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None of the material contained on xposeboudoir.com may be reverse-engineered, disassembled, disected, sliced, diced, canned, stewed, decompiled, transcribed, stored in a retrieval system, translated into any language or computer language, retransmitted in any form, this includes use of alien light beams or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photo reproduction, recordation or otherwise), resold or redistributed without the prior written consent of xPOSE. Violation of this provision may result in severe civil and criminal penalties.